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Maple cured bacon… enough said!


Sweet maple cured bacon! If you’re a man you probably love bacon. There’s not much more to say. “But hey Lonely Goat. What about us ladies”? Well if your a woman who hasn’t caught herself a man yet give this soap a shot. Let’s do the math. Bacon = irresistible to men. Bacon soap + Woman = irresistible woman. Therefore, a woman who smells like bacon must also be irresistible to men. It’s called science, don’t question it.


5-6oz Bar


What’s in this stuff? Saponified oils (olive, coconut, palm, and castor oils), fresh goat milk, fragrance oils, natural pigments.